I have often asked myself this uneasy question: how
do I like to invigilate in an afternoon examination at 42 degrees? Most people
will probably think that I am a decadent masochist if I say I relish doing it
or if I were to turn quixotically philosophical and say temperature is an
attitude of the mind. But if I were to be honest, I would look at it from the
perspective of examinees that have to study, memorise, assimilate, prepare and
beat the anxieties of writing a test in a room that is faintly reminiscent of
the barbarous Holocaust. To sit on those bum-hard benches with egotistical
authorities assuming criminal intent and issuing diktats that combine moral
clichés with legal threats is an assault on common human dignity. But as the
axiom goes: what can’t be cured must be endured. That is where an invigilator
is advantaged. An invigilator is privy to a show that can be amusing enough to
distract the mind from the forty two degrees through the drudgery of three
elastic hours. An examination hall is a wonderful place to observe differences
and similarities, performance and pretentions, dignity and subservience,
community fellow-feeling and individual excellence, empathy for the
ignorant and subterfuges for
self-preservation.
The chap in the third row, first bench has an
obvious disadvantage as opposed to the person in the sixth row at back of the
room. He wears a cream shirt with buttoned down flap pockets over which is
embroidered in green and pink thread ‘SELF CONTROL’ He practices it with the
perseverance of an ascetic until the last ten minutes of the test when material
advantage overwhelms the conscience. Two rows behind, a girl with a yellow
kurta and pink dupatta with temple appliqué at the borders, stares at the
ceiling waiting for divinity to intervene while chewing the cap of her
ball-point pen. Providence usually takes its time and in the next fifteen minutes
the top end of the pen looks like the bone given to an energetic puppy. The guy
with frazzled hair reminiscent of a two-minute-ago electrocution looks left,
then right, sticks his tongue out, scratches his temples, the back of his head
and settles down to challenge the question paper. The girl in a pair of Levis
indigo jeans bought last night with a loose crepe orange cotton top in the
second last row has got into the business of assaulting the paper in real
earnest, drawing lines as margins, writing six lines and underlining three,
erasing a pencil-drawing, scratching her nose and then continuing to write in a
kind of aesthetically pleasing hand that catches my envy through the corner of
my eye. Another in a black kurta who remembers very little of physics from
school wrestles with her writing equipment, grimacing, snorting and smiling
with each moment of disaster or triumph.
Tea comes in a plastic cup that could not have been
smaller. Within seconds a serrated layer of cream forms at the top of the
earth-brown liquid that bears the authoritative stamp of institutional hospitality.
A sample of the river water collected next to the cremation bank may have
tasted better. That sounds just a little bit morbid. Shall I erase it? Tea
drained in spite of its violence on the taste-buds, its time to focus on the job
of a conscientious invigilator.
May I borrow an eraser from her please? - asks a
petite wheat-complexioned boy with a chiseled face. I am surprised at the good
manners of this young man. This culture-plus moment almost demands the
generosity of gratification with something like- Borrow two if you please. I
hated to see this young lad sitting in the forty two degrees on that austere
seat proving to the world that he had the wherewithal to get a masters degree
and embark on a lonely road to success defined by society.
Time for examinees is a haiku, for invigilators an
epic. And the hands on my wristwatch continue its painful circumambulation as
the incinerating heat eases to a bearable close. Five to five, five minutes to
go. That announced, hope renews. A sudden flurry of community consultations
begins. Words, digital signals, snarls, whispers, winks, turns, twists are
cautioned. It stops briefly, starts again. Resilience in an uneven world is an instrument
of survival. End of time, we file out celebrating our freedoms in our own
different ways. We are after all children of different gods.